After a night out they were taking mickey out of a cabbie, “why do you use left hand to clean your arse”
Cabbie: What do you do, use toilet paper?
Cabbie: We use left hand and water when you finish with the toilet paper. Therefore you know very well who is cleaner!
Impatient passengers: Why do you use your hand to eat food?
Cabbie: Do you want to use my leg?
Impatient passengers: No, you can use cutlery.
Cabbie: Why are you so afraid of your own hand?
Impatient passengers: Your hands may not be clean enough and may be full of germs!
Cabbie: It is convenient, comfortable and practical to use clean hand to avoid wasting food and enjoy the total taste of any food which may contain bones with difficult twist and turn. Beside, should one fail to maintain a clean hand should not have to have a hand in the first place!